{"id":10582,"date":"2011-12-07T14:56:04","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T13:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=10582"},"modified":"2011-12-07T14:58:29","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T13:58:29","slug":"hans-sarpei-contra-chuck-norris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2011\/12\/07\/hans-sarpei-contra-chuck-norris\/","title":{"rendered":"Hans Sarpei contra Chuck Norris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich muss ja ehrlich gestehen, dass ich, mal abgesehen vom Spruch unten auf dem Foto, \u00fcber die <strong>Hans Sarpei<\/strong>-Spr\u00fcche nicht so lachen kann. Bei <strong>Chuck Norris <\/strong>sieht das allerdings ganz anders aus. Hier einige neue Highlights:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Chuck Norris wurde neulich geblitzt \u2013 beim Einparken&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Chuck Norris ist so schnell, dass er um die Erde rennen und sich selbst in den R\u00fccken treten k\u00f6nnte. Aber er w\u00fcrde diesen Angriff kommen sehen&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Chuck Norris kann unter Wasser nicht atmen. Er macht es trotzdem&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Seit Chuck Norris schwimmen kann, ist Arielle nur noch eine Meerfrau&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Chuck Norris ist eigentlich schon vor 10 Jahren gestorben. Der Tod hatte bisher nur noch nicht den Mut, es ihm zu sagen&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Chuck Norris hat keine Wimpern \u2013 das sind Augenb\u00e4rte.<br \/>\n&#8211; Das Marmeladentoast von Chuck Norris f\u00e4llt immer auf die unbestrichene Seite. Aus Angst.<br \/>\n&#8211; Die Schweiz ist nur deswegen neutral, weil sie noch nicht wei\u00df, auf welcher Seite Chuck Norris steht&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Danke an <strong>Seba<\/strong> f\u00fcr den Link!<\/p>\n<p>Quelle: <a href=\"http:\/\/sportbild.bild.de\/SPORT\/bundesliga\/vereine\/fc-schalke-04\/2011\/12\/06\/hans-sarpei\/neue-sprueche.html\" target=\"_blank\">Sportbild.de<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sportbild.bild.de\/SPORT\/bundesliga\/vereine\/fc-schalke-04\/2011\/11\/23\/hans-sarpei\/fg-sarpei\/Stevens_20Schalke__23870580__MBQF-1322039158,templateId=renderScaled,property=Bild,height=349.jpg?resize=465%2C349\" alt=\"\" width=\"465\" height=\"349\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich muss ja ehrlich gestehen, dass ich, mal abgesehen vom Spruch unten auf dem Foto, \u00fcber die Hans Sarpei-Spr\u00fcche nicht so lachen kann. Bei Chuck Norris sieht das allerdings ganz anders aus. Hier einige neue Highlights: &#8211; Chuck Norris wurde neulich geblitzt \u2013 beim Einparken&#8230; &#8211; Chuck Norris ist so schnell, dass er um die [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.0 - 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