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Ich muss ja ehrlich gestehen, dass ich, mal abgesehen vom Spruch unten auf dem Foto, \u00fcber die Hans Sarpei<\/strong>-Spr\u00fcche nicht so lachen kann. Bei Chuck Norris <\/strong>sieht das allerdings ganz anders aus. Hier einige neue Highlights:<\/p>\n

– Chuck Norris wurde neulich geblitzt \u2013 beim Einparken…
\n– Chuck Norris ist so schnell, dass er um die Erde rennen und sich selbst in den R\u00fccken treten k\u00f6nnte. Aber er w\u00fcrde diesen Angriff kommen sehen…
\n– Chuck Norris kann unter Wasser nicht atmen. Er macht es trotzdem…
\n– Seit Chuck Norris schwimmen kann, ist Arielle nur noch eine Meerfrau…
\n– Chuck Norris ist eigentlich schon vor 10 Jahren gestorben. Der Tod hatte bisher nur noch nicht den Mut, es ihm zu sagen…
\n– Chuck Norris hat keine Wimpern \u2013 das sind Augenb\u00e4rte.
\n– Das Marmeladentoast von Chuck Norris f\u00e4llt immer auf die unbestrichene Seite. Aus Angst.
\n– Die Schweiz ist nur deswegen neutral, weil sie noch nicht wei\u00df, auf welcher Seite Chuck Norris steht…<\/em><\/p>\n

Danke an Seba<\/strong> f\u00fcr den Link!<\/p>\n

Quelle: Sportbild.de<\/a><\/p>\n

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Ich muss ja ehrlich gestehen, dass ich, mal abgesehen vom Spruch unten auf dem Foto, \u00fcber die Hans Sarpei-Spr\u00fcche nicht so lachen kann. Bei Chuck Norris sieht das allerdings ganz anders aus. Hier einige neue Highlights: – Chuck Norris wurde neulich geblitzt \u2013 beim Einparken… – Chuck Norris ist so schnell, dass er um die […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nHans Sarpei contra Chuck Norris - 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