{"id":12431,"date":"2012-04-27T19:04:48","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T17:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=12431"},"modified":"2012-04-27T19:04:48","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T17:04:48","slug":"rolex-von-meiner-geisteskranken-ex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2012\/04\/27\/rolex-von-meiner-geisteskranken-ex\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;Rolex von meiner geisteskranken Ex&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Hallo Leute, zur Versteigerung kommt heute eine richtig beschissene Rolex Herren Armbanduhr meiner Ex. Eigentlich war es mal eine sch\u00f6ne Uhr mit original Armband, die sie von mir in einem Anflug von unverzeihlicher Gro\u00dfz\u00fcgigkeit  (ich Vollidiot) bzw. geistiger Umnachtung oder so geschenkt bekam. Was davon \u00fcbrig geblieben ist seht ihr ja. Der Rest des Bandes und der Sekundenzeiger sind bei einem Ihrer obligatorischen Wutausbr\u00fcche verloren gegangen. Tja was soll man sagen? Jungs lasst einfach die Finger von frustrierten und verr\u00fcckten Weibern oder schickt sie gleich in die Klapse. Und wenn Ihr schon so eine habt, dann schenkt ihr wenigstens keine gute Uhr \ud83d\ude09 ! Eigentlich wollte ich den Mist wegwerfen, aber ich dachte mir da sie mich sowieso tausende von Euro, Millionen von Nerven und schlaflose N\u00e4chte gekostet hat, bekomm ich vielleicht so noch ein paar Kr\u00f6ten zur\u00fcck. Die Uhr l\u00e4uft wenn man sie aufzieht keine Ahnung ob genau, Datum geht auch. L\u00e4nger kontrolliert hab ich sie nicht, weil ich die Schei\u00df Uhr eh hasse. Also wer eine gute Uhr sucht ist hier v\u00f6llig falsch und sollte schnell weiterklicken. Auch stammt Sie nicht aus einem tierfreien Nichtraucherhaushalt! Meine Ex hat geraucht wie ein Schlot, gesoffen wie ein Loch und hatte zwei verpisste Katzen. Also f\u00fcr alle dies noch nicht verstanden haben: Nur mitbieten wer den Schrott wirklich haben m\u00f6chte &#8211; keine Garantie &#8211; keine R\u00fccknahme. N\u00f6rgler, Besserwisser, Negativbewerter, Sesselpupser und Finanzbeamte kann ich gar nicht gebrauchen &#8211; kauft bitte bei den Profis die sch\u00f6nen Uhren ohne Katzenhaare und Nikotin, weil dies ist eine Privatauktion. Wer das nicht akzeptieren kann dem schick ich einfach meine Ex vorbei \ud83d\ude09 Und jetzt viel Spa\u00df &#8211; haut rein !<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Glorreiche <strong>Ebay-Auktion<\/strong>! \u00dcberraschenderweise steht die Uhr bereits bei \u00fcber 800 Euro. Eigentlich ein geniales Verkaufs-Konzept, oder?<\/p>\n<p>Danke an <strong>Andreas <\/strong>f\u00fcr den Link!<\/p>\n<p>Quelle: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebay.de\/itm\/Beschissene-Rolex-meiner-geisteskranken-Ex-\/180867591049\" target=\"_blank\">eBay.de<\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hallo Leute, zur Versteigerung kommt heute eine richtig beschissene Rolex Herren Armbanduhr meiner Ex. Eigentlich war es mal eine sch\u00f6ne Uhr mit original Armband, die sie von mir in einem Anflug von unverzeihlicher Gro\u00dfz\u00fcgigkeit (ich Vollidiot) bzw. geistiger Umnachtung oder so geschenkt bekam. Was davon \u00fcbrig geblieben ist seht ihr ja. 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