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Folgender „Hilferuf“ erreichte mich soeben nach dem Sportunterricht:<\/p>\n

Herr Kr\u00f6mer, Herr Kr\u00f6mer, Tobias hat mir mit seinem Deo in die Arschritze gespr\u00fcht!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Was antwortet man auf diese Botschaft? „Tobias, h\u00f6r auf damit“, fand ich irgendwie nicht so passend. Seid mal kreativ, die beste Antwort gewinnt eins der neuen JustNetwork T-Shirts von getshirts.de<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Folgender „Hilferuf“ erreichte mich soeben nach dem Sportunterricht: Herr Kr\u00f6mer, Herr Kr\u00f6mer, Tobias hat mir mit seinem Deo in die Arschritze gespr\u00fcht! Was antwortet man auf diese Botschaft? „Tobias, h\u00f6r auf damit“, fand ich irgendwie nicht so passend. Seid mal kreativ, die beste Antwort gewinnt eins der neuen JustNetwork T-Shirts von getshirts.de.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[330,329],"class_list":["post-14448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schule","tag-sportunterricht","tag-zitat"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nZitat der Woche - 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