{"id":1568,"date":"2009-04-28T16:34:57","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T14:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=1568"},"modified":"2009-04-28T16:34:57","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T14:34:57","slug":"ratsel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2009\/04\/28\/ratsel\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u00e4tsel lolz!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dieses R\u00e4tsel wurde mir heute in der Schule pr\u00e4sentiert…<\/p>\n

RATE MAL WER ICH BIN?<\/p>\n

Ich bin ungef\u00e4hr 20 cm lang. Meine Funktion wird von beiden Geschlechtern genossen. Normalerweise findet man mich h\u00e4ngend, oder lose b\u00e4umelnd, immer bereit f\u00fcr sofortige Aktion. Ich schm\u00fccke mich mit einem B\u00fcschel kleiner Haare an einem Ende. Bei Gebrauch werde ich manchmal langsam manchmal schnell, in eine warme, fleischige und feuchte \u00d6ffnung geschoben. Dort werde ich hinein gesto\u00dfen und wieder herausgezogen immer und immer wieder, viele male in Folge, oft schnell und begleitet von windenden K\u00f6rperbewegungen. Wenn ich schlie\u00dflich heraus- gezogen werde, hinterlasse ich eine saftige, schaumige, klebrige wei\u00dfe Substanz, von der etwas von der Au\u00dfenseite der \u00d6ffnung und etwas von meinem langen gl\u00e4nzenden Schaft abgewischt werden muss.<\/p>\n

Wer bin ich??? Wie du wahrscheinlich schon erraten hast…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Die Antwort findet Ihr in den Comments!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dieses R\u00e4tsel wurde mir heute in der Schule pr\u00e4sentiert… RATE MAL WER ICH BIN? Ich bin ungef\u00e4hr 20 cm lang. Meine Funktion wird von beiden Geschlechtern genossen. Normalerweise findet man mich h\u00e4ngend, oder lose b\u00e4umelnd, immer bereit f\u00fcr sofortige Aktion. Ich schm\u00fccke mich mit einem B\u00fcschel kleiner Haare an einem Ende. Bei Gebrauch werde ich […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nR\u00e4tsel lolz! - Stevinho.de - Ein ausgezeichneter Blog!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Der pers\u00f6nliche Blog von Steve \u201eStevinho\u201c Kr\u00f6mer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2009\/04\/28\/ratsel\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"R\u00e4tsel lolz! 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