Von einem Sch\u00fcler aus unserem Schulforum:<\/p>\n
Sagt das kleine Ohrenschmalz: „Jeden Tag kommt ein St\u00e4bchen mit Watte und will mich holen, dann verstecke ich mich hinter einem Knorpelchen und es kriegt mich nicht.<\/p>\n
Sagt das kleine Karies: „Zu mir kommt t\u00e4glich so ein Borstentier und will mich holen, ich verstecke mich schnell in einer Zahnl\u00fccke und es kriegt mich nicht.<\/p>\n
Sagt das Scheidenpilzchen: „Bei mir kommt immer so’n Glatzkopf; erst wei\u00df er nicht, ob er rein oder raus will und dann kotzt er mir die ganze Bude voll!“<\/p>\n
Platzt das kleine Karies heraus: „Den Schei\u00dfkerl kenn ich!!!“<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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