{"id":21490,"date":"2013-12-10T17:26:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-10T16:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=21490"},"modified":"2013-12-10T18:11:20","modified_gmt":"2013-12-10T17:11:20","slug":"dont-drink-and-drive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2013\/12\/10\/dont-drink-and-drive\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t drink and drive"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Comedian und Streichespieler  Tom Mabe wollte seinem Freund einen dicken Streich spielen, der ihm auch geh\u00f6rig gelungen ist. Dieser hat n\u00e4mlich wieder einmal einen zu viel \u00fcber den Durst getrunken und konnte sich dann an nichts mehr erinnern. Im Tiefschlaf verfrachtete Tom seinen Kollegen in ein pr\u00e4pariertes Zimmer, welches wie ein Krankenzimmer aussah und wartetete, bis dieser aufwachte. Als er dann endlich wach war, erz\u00e4hlte er ihm, dass er 10 Jahre im Koma lag. Zugegebenerma\u00dfen ein fieser aber sicherlich auch effektiver Streich.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Das Schlimme an der Sache ist, dass der Kerl es scheinbar trotzdem nicht geschnallt hat &#8211; so d\u00e4mlich, wie er am Ende grinst. Die Sache war so gut aufgezogen, dass ich in seiner Situation wahrscheinlich zu heulen angefangen h\u00e4tte, weil mir klargeworden w\u00e4re, dass dies durchaus h\u00e4tte passieren k\u00f6nnen. Ich habe nicht das Gef\u00fchl, dass der Typ seine Lektion gelernt hat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zfvPPPc_UTs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Quelle: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drlima.net\/2013\/12\/dont-drink-and-drive-mal-anders-typ-verarscht-seinen-kumpel-dass-er-10-jahre-im-koma-lag-obwohl-er-einfach-zu-viel-gesoffen-hat\/\" target=\"_blank\">drlima.net<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Danke an <strong>Pascal<\/strong> und <strong>Ela<\/strong> f\u00fcr den Link!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comedian und Streichespieler Tom Mabe wollte seinem Freund einen dicken Streich spielen, der ihm auch geh\u00f6rig gelungen ist. 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