{"id":22771,"date":"2014-02-17T18:58:04","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T17:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=22771"},"modified":"2014-02-17T19:11:35","modified_gmt":"2014-02-17T18:11:35","slug":"endlich-tot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2014\/02\/17\/endlich-tot\/","title":{"rendered":"Endlich tot!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Die ersten beiden Male waren zum Aufw\u00e4rmen &#8211; und eigentlich wollte ich ihn nach seinem s\u00fc\u00dfen Geschenk zum Valentinstag sogar erst mal verschonen. Au\u00dferdem hat er so viel Energie und Planung in Euer komisches Kartenturnier gesteckt. Als er sich allerdings gestern Abend weigerte, mit mir Promi-Shopping-Queen zu gucken, musste ich es endlich beenden &#8211; dieses Mal endg\u00fcltig. 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