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An das Dickerchen, das heute Nachmittag auf der Bahn gelaufen ist…<\/p>\n

Du, dessen F\u00fc\u00dfe sich kaum vom Boden heben, w\u00e4hrend Du im Schneckentempo \u00fcber die Strecke kriechst. Du, der auf der \u00e4u\u00dferen Spur in die falsche Richtung schlurft. Du, der f\u00fcr Trinkpausen nach jeder Runde anh\u00e4lt und wahrscheinlich zweimal pro Runde anhalten w\u00fcrde, wenn es auf beiden Seiten Sitzb\u00e4nke g\u00e4be. Du, der den Blick jedes Mal senkt, wenn wir an Dir vorbeilaufen. Du, der schwei\u00dfgebadet ist, wenn Du die Bahn nach nur 1.500 Metern in 20 Minuten wieder verl\u00e4sst…<\/p>\n

Da gibt es etwas, das Du wissen solltest: Du rockst!<\/p>\n

Mit jedem schlurfenden Schritt den Du machst, tr\u00e4gst Du mehr als das zweifache Gewicht mit Dir herum, das ich auf die Waage bringe. Es h\u00e4ngt an Deinen Knochen und bettelt darum, abtrainiert zu werden. Mit jeder Runde die Du l\u00e4ufst, begleichst Du die Schulden von noch einem Mitternachts-Snack, noch einer Nachspeise, noch einem Bier. Es ist eiskalt da drau\u00dfen, doch Du l\u00e4sst dich davon nicht aufhalten. Das ist nicht Dein erster Tag hier drau\u00dfen und es wird sicher nicht Dein letzter sein. Du hast Dich auf eine Reise begeben, die ein Leben lang andauert, und Du hast sie sogar 12 Tage vor den gro\u00dfen Neujahrsvors\u00e4tzen angetreten.<\/p>\n

Du l\u00e4ufst ohne Musik, und ich kann nur raten, welche Mantras Du in Deinem Kopf aufsagst, w\u00e4hrend Du Deine stetig schrumpfende Masse in die n\u00e4chste Runde hievst. Los F\u00fc\u00dfe! Haltet verdammt noch mal die Klappe, Beine! Verp*** Dich, Fett! Wenn Du nur aufschauen w\u00fcrdest, wenn wir Dich das n\u00e4chste Mal \u00fcberrunden, dann w\u00fcrdest Du sehen, dass in meinem Blick nichts Herablassendes liegt.<\/p>\n

Ich habe jede Menge Respekt vor Dir. Du schaffst das!<\/p>\n

Quelle: heftig.co<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An das Dickerchen, das heute Nachmittag auf der Bahn gelaufen ist… Du, dessen F\u00fc\u00dfe sich kaum vom Boden heben, w\u00e4hrend Du im Schneckentempo \u00fcber die Strecke kriechst. Du, der auf der \u00e4u\u00dferen Spur in die falsche Richtung schlurft. Du, der f\u00fcr Trinkpausen nach jeder Runde anh\u00e4lt und wahrscheinlich zweimal pro Runde anhalten w\u00fcrde, wenn es […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[10,13],"tags":[166,165],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nAn das Dickerchen... - Stevinho.de - Ein ausgezeichneter Blog!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Der pers\u00f6nliche Blog von Steve \u201eStevinho\u201c Kr\u00f6mer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2014\/03\/20\/an-das-dickerchen\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"An das Dickerchen... - 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