{"id":2578,"date":"2009-07-31T02:00:14","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T00:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=2578"},"modified":"2009-07-31T02:00:14","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T00:00:14","slug":"hor-mal-wer-da-hammert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2009\/07\/31\/hor-mal-wer-da-hammert\/","title":{"rendered":"Hammer in&#039; Po, Mexiko!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich wei\u00df, ich werde mir daf\u00fcr wieder abh\u00f6ren d\u00fcrfen, wie primitiv ich bin und dass man die folgende Geschichte &#8222;in meinem Alter&#8220; und &#8222;als Lehrer&#8220; nicht witzig finden darf, aber ich habe gerade Tr\u00e4nen gelacht. Hier die komplette Story:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ein 48-j\u00e4hriger Rum\u00e4ne hatte vom Kirschen essen Verstopfungen bekommen und wollte das Problem selbst l\u00f6sen, anstatt zu einem Arzt zu gehen. Also trank er Alkohol gegen die Schmerzen und schob sich den Metallkopf eines Hammers in den Anus. Als er merkte, dass der Hammer festsa\u00df, schob er sich gleich einen zweiten Hammer hinterher, der aber auch stecken blieb. Erst als die Schmerzen zu gro\u00df wurden, fuhr der Mann ins Krankenhaus. Ihm wurden beide H\u00e4mmer in einer Operation aus dem Darm entfernt.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ich verstehe den Mann: Wenn ich Verstopfungen habe, ist auch das Erste woran ich denke, mir einen Hammer in meinen Anus zu rammen. Seid doch mal ein bisschen realistisch: Es ist einfach eine billige M\u00f6glichkeit, sich den Darm &#8222;aufzustemmen&#8220; &#8211; ist doch v\u00f6llig logisch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hier geht&#8217;s zur entsprechenden News &#8211;&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sportal.de\/sportal\/generated\/dreierkette\/index_nosports876.html\" target=\"_blank\">Klick mich<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Danke an <strong>Steffen<\/strong> f\u00fcr den genialen Link!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich wei\u00df, ich werde mir daf\u00fcr wieder abh\u00f6ren d\u00fcrfen, wie primitiv ich bin und dass man die folgende Geschichte &#8222;in meinem Alter&#8220; und &#8222;als Lehrer&#8220; nicht witzig finden darf, aber ich habe gerade Tr\u00e4nen gelacht. 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