{"id":2932,"date":"2009-09-15T15:41:29","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T13:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=2932"},"modified":"2009-09-15T15:41:29","modified_gmt":"2009-09-15T13:41:29","slug":"vorsicht-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2009\/09\/15\/vorsicht-gift\/","title":{"rendered":"Vorsicht: Gift!"},"content":{"rendered":"

W\u00e4hrend der neue Gametest gerade flei\u00dfig vor sich hinrendert, m\u00f6chte ich Euch eine kleine Anekdote erz\u00e4hlen: Heute Morgen klingelte es um 10 Uhr an meiner T\u00fcr. Da ich krank geschrieben bin, hatte ich endlich mal die Gelegenheit, ein P\u00e4ckchen direkt anzunehmen, ohne es am n\u00e4chsten Tag von der Post abholen zu m\u00fcssen. Ein ziemlich \u00e4ngstlicher Postbote schaute mich an und reichte mir mit zitternden H\u00e4nden ein kleines P\u00e4ckchen. Ich denke schon so vor mich hin: „Was ist denn mit dem los?“<\/p>\n

„Seien Sie blo\u00df vorsichtig damit!“, sagte der Brieftr\u00e4ger. Ich schaute ihn fragen an. „Ich w\u00fcrde das ja nicht ohne Handschuhe \u00f6ffnen!“, fuhr er fort. Da ich den Absender sehen konnte, wusste ich, dass es mein Juventus-Turin-Diego-Trikot<\/strong> war. Also schlussfolgerte ich, dass der Postbote wohl HSV-Fan sein musste. „Moment mal, der kann doch gar nicht wissen, dass da ein Diego-Trikot drin ist“, dachte ich.<\/p>\n

„Wieso Handschuhe?“, fragte ich ihn. „Naja, das steht doch dick drauf, dass da Gift drinne ist!“, sagte der Postbote. Ich schaute auf den Umschlag und es stand wirklich „GIFT<\/strong>“ drauf. Nat\u00fcrlich handelte es sich dabei um das englische Wort „Gift“, was \u00fcbersetzt soviel wie „Geschenk“ hei\u00dft.<\/p>\n

„Wozu brauchen Sie das Zeug denn?“, fragte mich der Postbote. „Da ist radioaktives Material drin, ich bin Lehrer und brauche das f\u00fcr meinen Chemie-Unterricht – die Kleinen wollen unbedingt mal sehen, wie man eine Atombombe baut“, sagte ich, w\u00fcnschte dem Brieftr\u00e4ger einen sch\u00f6nen Tag und schloss die T\u00fcr.<\/p>\n

Sein Gesichtsausdruck war f\u00fcr mich der humoristische H\u00f6hepunkt der letzten Jahre…<\/p>\n

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W\u00e4hrend der neue Gametest gerade flei\u00dfig vor sich hinrendert, m\u00f6chte ich Euch eine kleine Anekdote erz\u00e4hlen: Heute Morgen klingelte es um 10 Uhr an meiner T\u00fcr. Da ich krank geschrieben bin, hatte ich endlich mal die Gelegenheit, ein P\u00e4ckchen direkt anzunehmen, ohne es am n\u00e4chsten Tag von der Post abholen zu m\u00fcssen. Ein ziemlich \u00e4ngstlicher […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nVorsicht: Gift! - Stevinho.de - Ein ausgezeichneter Blog!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Der pers\u00f6nliche Blog von Steve \u201eStevinho\u201c Kr\u00f6mer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2009\/09\/15\/vorsicht-gift\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Vorsicht: Gift! 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