{"id":33,"date":"2008-05-23T18:01:29","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T16:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=30"},"modified":"2008-05-23T18:01:29","modified_gmt":"2008-05-23T16:01:29","slug":"auftragen-polieren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2008\/05\/23\/auftragen-polieren\/","title":{"rendered":""Auftragen, Polieren…""},"content":{"rendered":"

Aus welchem Film ist dieses Zitat, na na? F\u00fcr mich hat der Sommer am heutigen Tag offiziell begonnen. Warum? Weil ich heute meinen sexy BMW zur Werkstatt meines Vertrauens gebracht habe, um a) wieder die Sommerreifen aufziehen zu lassen und b) endlich den nervigen T\u00dcV hinter mich zu bringen. Da mein BMW noch nicht viele Kilometer runter hat, wurde ihm die Plakette nat\u00fcrlich ohne Auflagen erteilt.<\/p>\n

Endlich wieder meine sexy Sommerreifen mit den geilen Felgen drauf, aber was muss ich sehen? Hat mir doch tats\u00e4chlich so ein Drecksvogel nen riesen Haufen direkt auf meine Motorhaube gesetzt, und irgendwie hat mein Auto so einen bl\u00f6den gelben Pollenfilm auf dem Lack – also zack in die Autowaschstra\u00dfe. Findet Ihr mich krank, weil es mir ein „diebisches Vergn\u00fcgen“ bereitet, mit der gro\u00dfen „Spritzpistole“ mein Auto zu waschen?<\/p>\n

Naja, jedenfalls gl\u00e4nzte mein Auto danach, wie frisch geleckt. Problem an der Sache ist nur, dass das Hei\u00dfwachs immer so h\u00e4ssliche Flecke auf dem Lack und den Fenstern hinterl\u00e4sst. Ich habe mir daf\u00fcr extra ein Naturledertuch gekauft. Ich rubbelte mir also fast die ganze Hand ab, habe die Flecken aber trotzdem irgendwie nicht weg gekriegt. Danach wollte ich eine sch\u00f6ne Autopolitur dr\u00fcberrubbeln, evtl. h\u00e4tte ich daf\u00fcr nicht dasselbe Tuch nehmen sollen…<\/p>\n

Lange Rede, kurzer Sinn: Ich habe zwei Stunden an meiner Kiste rum gewischt und poliert und bin mit dem Resultat \u00fcberhaupt nicht zufrieden. Habt Ihr irgendwelche Tipps f\u00fcr mich, was die Pflege nach der Autow\u00e4sche angeht? Was f\u00fcr T\u00fccher, Schw\u00e4mme oder Wolle benutzt Ihr?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aus welchem Film ist dieses Zitat, na na? F\u00fcr mich hat der Sommer am heutigen Tag offiziell begonnen. Warum? Weil ich heute meinen sexy BMW zur Werkstatt meines Vertrauens gebracht habe, um a) wieder die Sommerreifen aufziehen zu lassen und b) endlich den nervigen T\u00dcV hinter mich zu bringen. Da mein BMW noch nicht viele […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n"Auftragen, Polieren..." - 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