{"id":45068,"date":"2016-09-08T14:32:41","date_gmt":"2016-09-08T12:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=45068"},"modified":"2016-09-08T14:40:58","modified_gmt":"2016-09-08T12:40:58","slug":"wie-mich-groknak-trollte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2016\/09\/08\/wie-mich-groknak-trollte\/","title":{"rendered":"Wie mich Groknak trollte"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nachdem ich vor zwei Tagen meine beiden Schreibtische bei Ebay-Kleinanzeigen eingestellt hatte, bekam ich dort folgende Nachricht:<\/p>\n

„Guten Tag, <\/p>\n

ich habe Sie leider telefonisch nicht erreichen k\u00f6nnen, daher versuche ich es mal per Nachricht.<\/p>\n

Mein Name ist Martin Kaluwitz und ich bin ein bekannter Stofftier Sammler in der „Vintage-Szene“. Ich durchforste t\u00e4glich Foren, Auktionsplatformen, Flohm\u00e4rkte usw. nach Rarit\u00e4ten in der Stofftierwelt.<\/p>\n

Nun ist mir bei Ihnen im Hintergrund ein seltenes und wertvolles Stofftier aufgefallen. Wenn ich mich nicht irre, dann handelt es sich um einen „Mops“. Dieser wurde von einem bekannten chinesischen Spielzeughersteller „Suk-Mike-Hok“ hergstellt. Da es sich um eine massiv limitierte Auflage handelt, habe ich riesiges Interesse.<\/p>\n

Wann kann ich Sie zeitlich erreichen? Bitte setzen Sie sich mit mir zeitnah in Verbindung.<\/p>\n

Mit freundlichen Gr\u00fc\u00dfen
\nMartin Kaluwitz“<\/em><\/p>\n

Allein beim Namen des Spielzeugherstellers h\u00e4tte ich hellh\u00f6rig werden m\u00fcssen. Auch wenn ich ein bisschen misstrauisch war, antwortete ich Herrn Kaluwitz…<\/p>\n

\"Mops_Dialog\"<\/p>\n

Einen Tag sp\u00e4ter begr\u00fc\u00dfte mich Groknak mit: „Na, wollte da jemand Deinen Mops kaufen?“ Sp\u00e4testens als keine Antwort mehr auf meine letzte Nachricht kam, und ich den Spielzeughersteller gegoogelt habe, wusste ich, dass mich jemand verarscht hat. Allerdings h\u00e4tte ich nicht damit gerechnet, dass es mein Kumpel Groknak war. Well played, Du Arschloch. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nachdem ich vor zwei Tagen meine beiden Schreibtische bei Ebay-Kleinanzeigen eingestellt hatte, bekam ich dort folgende Nachricht: „Guten Tag, ich habe Sie leider telefonisch nicht erreichen k\u00f6nnen, daher versuche ich es mal per Nachricht. Mein Name ist Martin Kaluwitz und ich bin ein bekannter Stofftier Sammler in der „Vintage-Szene“. Ich durchforste t\u00e4glich Foren, Auktionsplatformen, Flohm\u00e4rkte […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[5999,254],"class_list":["post-45068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet","tag-mops","tag-troll"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nWie mich Groknak trollte - 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