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Was f\u00fcr ein Anf\u00fchrer der Illidari w\u00e4re ich, wenn ich bei bei jeder Kleinigkeit aufgeben w\u00fcrde. Da bebt heute unser „Mutterschiff“ und Kil’jaeden<\/strong> taucht auf. Er labert irgendwas von aufgeben und unterwerfen. Ich hole einen von gaaaanz unten und rotze ihm direkt zwischen die Augen. Er wird w\u00fctend und will mir Caria und Varedis auf den Hals hetzen – danach taucht er feige ab.<\/p>\n

\"Illidari4\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Ich fliege also mit meinen Jungs direkt zu ihm hin (mit Warp 5) und starte meine pers\u00f6nliche Arschtritt-Mission…<\/p>\n

\"Illidari2\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Dann springe ich ganz cool im Legolas-Stil vom Schiff und mache den Chuck Norris mit seinen T\u00fcrsteher-D\u00e4monen. Er heult!<\/p>\n

\"Illidari3\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Ich trete „Karius und Baktus“ in den Hintern…<\/p>\n

\"Illidari5\"<\/a><\/p>\n

…und meine Untertanen feiern mich. Ich bekomme den Titel „R\u00e4cher“ (ernsthaft „R\u00e4cher“?), und wir feiern ne dicke D\u00e4monenj\u00e4ger-Party. <\/p>\n

\"Illidari6\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Am Ende bekomme ich endlich meine neuen Kriegsgleven. Ich bin jetzt schon ein gr\u00f6\u00dferer Pimp als mein gro\u00dfer Bruder. Ach ja Illidan, wo steckt der eigentlich?<\/p>\n

\"Illidari7\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Was f\u00fcr ein Anf\u00fchrer der Illidari w\u00e4re ich, wenn ich bei bei jeder Kleinigkeit aufgeben w\u00fcrde. Da bebt heute unser „Mutterschiff“ und Kil’jaeden taucht auf. Er labert irgendwas von aufgeben und unterwerfen. Ich hole einen von gaaaanz unten und rotze ihm direkt zwischen die Augen. Er wird w\u00fctend und will mir Caria und Varedis auf […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[51,4],"tags":[296,6008,4533,287],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nWie ich Kil'jaeden trotzte - Stevinho.de - Ein ausgezeichneter Blog!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Der pers\u00f6nliche Blog von Steve \u201eStevinho\u201c Kr\u00f6mer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2016\/09\/09\/wie-ich-kiljaeden-trotzte\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Wie ich Kil'jaeden trotzte - 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