{"id":55600,"date":"2017-08-26T13:54:03","date_gmt":"2017-08-26T11:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=55600"},"modified":"2017-08-26T18:05:25","modified_gmt":"2017-08-26T16:05:25","slug":"mein-lieber-petrus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2017\/08\/26\/mein-lieber-petrus\/","title":{"rendered":"Mein lieber Petrus…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Das hier wird ausnahmsweise mal kein Wetter-Flame. Du wei\u00dft, ich mag Dich nicht. Du bist (was uns Norddeutsche angeht) launisch und unberechenbar. Aus irgendeinem Grund hasst Du uns. Heute sage ich: Schwamm dr\u00fcber. Mach das, was Du f\u00fcr richtig h\u00e4ltst. Es geht mir heute mit diesem offenen Brief ums etwas Anderes…<\/p>\n

Ich wei\u00df nicht, ob Du Dich f\u00fcr Fu\u00dfball interessierst und wie die Aufgabenbereiche da oben bei Euch verteilt sind. Aber hast Du (oder irgendwer) eigentlich ab und zu mal ein Auge darauf, was Dein Kollege der Fu\u00dfball-Gott so treibt? Wusstest Du, dass der IMMER die arrogante Mannschaft aus M\u00fcnchen gewinnen l\u00e4sst? Ich wei\u00df nicht, was ihn dazu treibt, oder ob man ihm in M\u00fcnchen st\u00e4ndig irgendwelche Tier- oder Menschenopfer nach oben schickt, aber er hat durch seine sehr einseitige Einflussnahme den Spa\u00df an der Bundesliga geh\u00f6rig kaputtgemacht.<\/p>\n

Wahrscheinlich ist bei Euch da oben jeder f\u00fcr seinen Bereich zust\u00e4ndig, und niemand mischt sich in die Angelegenheiten des Anderen ein, allerdings habe ich geh\u00f6rt, dass Du einen sehr guten Draht zum Chef hast. Leider kommen meine Gebete in Sachen Fu\u00dfball auf dem normalen Dienstweg offensichtlich nicht bei ihm an. Hinzu kommt, dass ich letzte Woche den Fu\u00dfball-Gott dabei erwischt habe, wie er sich \u00fcber Dich und Deine Arbeit lustig gemacht hat. Er sprach davon, wie sehr Dich alle hassen und ihn f\u00fcr seine Arbeit lieben w\u00fcrden. Und danach hat er auch noch Deine Mutter beleidigt.<\/p>\n

Willst Du ihm daf\u00fcr nicht mal einen Denkzettel verpassen? Dabei m\u00f6chte ich Dir gerne behilflich sein! Was w\u00fcrde ihn am meisten \u00e4rgern und gleichzeitig der Fu\u00dfball-Nation am meisten Freude bereiten? Richtig, wenn seine \u00fcber-alles-geliebten Bayern endlich mal so richtig auf die M\u00fctze kriegen. Am besten nicht in der Champions-League (so wie jedes Jahr gegen spanische Teams), sondern gegen einen kleinen, sympathischen Verein aus dem gebeutelten Norden. Hmmmmm, wen k\u00f6nnte man da denn nur nehmen?<\/p>\n

Warte! Zuf\u00e4lligerweise spielt heute Bayern M\u00fcnchen bei Werder Bremen. Nicht, dass ich gro\u00dfartig Werder-Fan w\u00e4re oder so, aber warum l\u00e4sst Du die Bayern nicht heute einfach mal gnadenlos in Bremen untergehen? Das w\u00e4re doch eine Win-Win-Situation f\u00fcr alle Beteiligten. Super Idee von Dir, Petrus. Genial, wie Du Dir das wieder ausgedacht hast. Du bist einfach der Beste! Und der Fu\u00dfball-Gott wird richtig sauer sein…<\/p>\n

Sch\u00f6n, dass es Dich gibt!<\/p>\n

Dein alter Freund Stevinho<\/em><\/p>\n

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Ich hasse Dich mehr denn je. Danke f\u00fcr gar nichts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Das hier wird ausnahmsweise mal kein Wetter-Flame. Du wei\u00dft, ich mag Dich nicht. Du bist (was uns Norddeutsche angeht) launisch und unberechenbar. Aus irgendeinem Grund hasst Du uns. Heute sage ich: Schwamm dr\u00fcber. Mach das, was Du f\u00fcr richtig h\u00e4ltst. Es geht mir heute mit diesem offenen Brief ums etwas Anderes… Ich wei\u00df nicht, ob […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[3,10],"tags":[635,111,27],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nMein lieber Petrus... - 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