{"id":6890,"date":"2011-02-15T13:13:27","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T13:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=6890"},"modified":"2011-02-15T13:13:27","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T13:13:27","slug":"jesus-auf-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2011\/02\/15\/jesus-auf-toast\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus auf Toast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gerade auf eBay gefunden:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Wie ihr seht versteigere ich hier Ein Toast&#8230;<br \/>\nDas klingt noch harmlos aber nun zur Geschichte:<\/p>\n<p>Ich  war wie jeden morgen in der K\u00fcche um mir im backofen eine scheibe Toast  zu erhitzen da ich selbst keinen funktionst\u00fcchtigen Toaster besitze. Da ich im zeitdruck war hiess es nat\u00fcrlich ab ins Badezimmer noch schnell rasieren. Gesagt getan. Doch  tolpatschig wie ich bin vergass ich das Toast im Backofen und nat\u00fcrlich  ist es mir nich selbst eingefallen im Backofen nachzusehen. Meine Nase musste mich da Sprichw\u00f6rtlich draufhinweisen. Was ich daraufhin im Backofen erblickte haute mich echt um. Da ich keine verwendung f\u00fcr die Toastscheibe mehr habe Biete ich sie hiermit &#8222;euch&#8220; an.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8222;Ein Zeichen, ein Zeichen!&#8220; Abschlie\u00dfend noch ein Bild von der heiligen Toastscheibe. Wenn Ihr Interesse habt, k\u00f6nnt Ihr hier mitbieten &#8212;&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.de\/Jesus-erscheinung-Toast-\/190500639709?pt=Total_Verr%C3%BCcktes\" target=\"_blank\">Klick mich<\/a><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6891\" title=\"jesustoast\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/files\/2011\/02\/jesustoast.jpg?resize=496%2C296\" alt=\"\" width=\"496\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/files\/2011\/02\/jesustoast.jpg?w=496&amp;ssl=1 496w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/files\/2011\/02\/jesustoast.jpg?resize=300%2C179&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/files\/2011\/02\/jesustoast.jpg?resize=120%2C71&amp;ssl=1 120w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gerade auf eBay gefunden: Wie ihr seht versteigere ich hier Ein Toast&#8230; Das klingt noch harmlos aber nun zur Geschichte: Ich war wie jeden morgen in der K\u00fcche um mir im backofen eine scheibe Toast zu erhitzen da ich selbst keinen funktionst\u00fcchtigen Toaster besitze. 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