{"id":8920,"date":"2011-08-14T13:23:34","date_gmt":"2011-08-14T13:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=8920"},"modified":"2013-08-24T15:08:05","modified_gmt":"2013-08-24T13:08:05","slug":"neulich-am-telefon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2011\/08\/14\/neulich-am-telefon\/","title":{"rendered":"Neulich am Telefon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>[Ich]<\/strong> Hallo?<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anfrufer]<\/strong> Hallo! Ich bin&#8217;s&#8230; Stefan!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich] <\/strong>Hallo Stefan!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Ich bin ein Fan von Dir!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich]<\/strong> Das freut mich, Stefan!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer] <\/strong>Kann ich eine Autogrammkarte von Dir bekommen? Ich h\u00e4tte gerne die mit der Katze drauf&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich]<\/strong> Stefan, ich habe keine Autogrammkarten&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Und warum nicht?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich] <\/strong>Weil ich ein verdammter Lehrer bin, der seine Freizeit im Netz vergeudet, anstatt gro\u00df Karriere zu machen&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> &#8230;aber im Netz bist Du ber\u00fchmt!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich]<\/strong> Ber\u00fchmt, aber ohne Autogrammkarten&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Wenn Du Autogrammkarten h\u00e4ttest, w\u00fcrdest Du mir dann eine schicken?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich] <\/strong>Nein!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Warum nicht?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich] <\/strong>Weil ich Deine Adresse nicht habe!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer] <\/strong>Die w\u00fcrde ich Dir geben, und ich w\u00fcrde Dir auch einen frankierten R\u00fcckumschlag schicken!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich] <\/strong>Verdammt, das w\u00e4re meine n\u00e4chste H\u00fcrde gewesen&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Kannst Du mir nichts anderes von Dir schicken?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich]<\/strong> Zum Beispiel?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Ein Foto oder so?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich]<\/strong> Ich h\u00e4tte nur eines da, wo ich komplett nackt drauf bin und nur das Werder-Wappen meinen Lurch bedeckt&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Ich bin Schalke-Fan&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich] <\/strong>Das tut mir leid f\u00fcr Dich, Stefan&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Hast Du nicht irgendwas auf Deinem Schreibtisch liegen, was Du unterschreiben und mir schicken kannst?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich] <\/strong>Okay, lass mich mal schauen&#8230; mein Nasenspray, ein vollgerotztes Taschentuch, eine leere Packung &#8222;Tuc Classic&#8220; mit 50% weniger Fett, eine Visitenkarte von meiner Autowerkstatt und ein Foto von meiner geilen Freundin.<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer] <\/strong>Kannst Du das Foto unterschreiben?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich]<\/strong> Nein!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Warum nicht?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich]<\/strong> Weil man dann ihr h\u00fcbsches Gesicht nicht mehr sehen w\u00fcrde&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Kannst Du nicht hinten unterschreiben?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich]<\/strong> Nein, Stefan!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Warum nicht?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich] <\/strong>Weil es in einem Rahmen steckt!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Dann nimm es raus?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich] <\/strong>Warum sollte ich das tun?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Um es zu unterschreiben und mir zu schicken!?!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Ich]<\/strong> Okay!<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Anrufer]<\/strong> Ehrlich? 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