{"id":92873,"date":"2022-04-01T11:40:37","date_gmt":"2022-04-01T09:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=92873"},"modified":"2022-04-01T11:42:58","modified_gmt":"2022-04-01T09:42:58","slug":"wow-patch-9-4-the-final-everything-beginning-forever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2022\/04\/01\/wow-patch-9-4-the-final-everything-beginning-forever\/","title":{"rendered":"WoW Patch 9.4: The Final Everything Beginning Forever"},"content":{"rendered":"

Im Verlauf des heutigen Vormittags haben die Entwickler von World of Warcraft einen neuen Bluepost in ihren offiziellen Battle.Net Foren ver\u00f6ffentlicht. Dieser Beitrag beinhaltet zur Freude vieler Spieler brandneue Patchnotes zu einem kommenden Patch 9.4, die alle zu diesem Content Update geh\u00f6renden Anpassungen am Spiel auflisten. Die \u00dcbersicht macht dabei deutlich, dass diese Informationen aktuell noch vertraulich und unfertig sind.<\/p>\n

Wer sich nicht selbst zu diesem Patch 9.4 und den Pl\u00e4nen der Entwickler spoilern m\u00f6chte, der sollte an dieser Stelle lieber nicht weiter lesen<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

(Spoilerwarnung<\/span><\/strong>)<\/em><\/p>\n

Bei diesen Patchnotes f\u00fcr den angeblich kommenden Patch 9.4 handelt es sich nat\u00fcrlich um den diesj\u00e4hrigen Scherz der Entwickler. Solche extrem \u00fcbertriebenen Patchnotes gab es bisher in jedem Jahr und das Ganze hat sich mittlerweile zu einer gewissen Tradition entwickelt. Dabei nutzen die Entwickler diese falschen Patchnotes wie \u00fcblich daf\u00fcr, um sich \u00fcber bestimmte Elemente des Spiels, \u00fcbertriebene W\u00fcnsche der Spieler, die aktuelle PoP-Kultur oder gewisse Vorurteile lustig zu machen.<\/p>\n

Wie \u00fcblich sind auch in diesen Patchnotes wieder einige durchaus am\u00fcsante Eintr\u00e4ge zu angeblichen Anpassungen aufgeslistet. Mein pers\u00f6nlicher Favorit ist vermutlich der Hinweis darauf, dass das Team eine einzige versehentliche Anspielung auf eine Tomate im Spiel entdeckt hat und dieser Inhalt nat\u00fcrlich direkt entfernt wurde. Sie entschuldigen sie sich offiziell f\u00fcr diesen Fehler. Das Ganze ist eine nette Anspielung auf die im Vorfeld von Patch 9.2 am Spiel durchgef\u00fchrte Zensur, mit der das Team einige als unpassend eingestufte Elemente aus WoW entfernt hat.<\/p>\n

Folgend k\u00f6nnt ihr euch diese am\u00fcsanten Patchnotes bei Interesse selbst durchlesen.<\/p>\n

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World of Warcraft Patch 9.4:<\/h1>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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World of Warcraft Patch 9.4<\/strong><\/span>
\nBuild 202241<\/span><\/p>\n

Producer\u2019s note: this is HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL! Please keep it together on this one. DO NOT FORWARD.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a>Beyond the End of Infinity: The Final Everything Beginning Forever<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Overcoming the challenges of the Shadowlands has opened an infinite number of pathways to an infinite number of worlds like Azeroth, and it\u2019s up to you to figure out which exact world has the most rapidly spawning herbs and start deforesting it! Maybe you\u2019re into Mythic+ dungeons. One of these worlds is going to have a dungeon that can be completed a few seconds faster than all the other dungeons in the metaverse, and that\u2019s where everyone\u2019s going to want to be!<\/span><\/p>\n

New raid: The Basilica of the Perdurable Vaingloriousness<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Producer\u2019s note: Great name!<\/strong> I honestly didn\u2019t think we could top the last one! We\u2019ll get some details in this section soon.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

New dungeon: The Recursive Perpetuity<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

In the wake of the Jailer\u2019s defeat, all of the unexplored parts of Torghast have become open for plundering, and it\u2019s now a mega-mega-MEGA-dungeon with actually infinite floors. Only realm maintenance or a shaky internet connection can stop you from finally reaching the not-really-final boss in what turned out to be the penultimate room and taking all their sweet loot.<\/span><\/p>\n

New Class: Tinker Leaker<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The most popular real-life class has finally come to the fantasy world of Azeroth! Available to all races, the Tinker Leaker provides an exciting connection to the history of the definite future of the game itself. Tinker Leakers are a pure support class that can choose between two ranged specializations: Near-Term Guarantee and Distant Assurance.<\/span><\/p>\n

As a Tinker Leaker, you\u2019ll follow the other players in your group and buff their spirits with tales of a well-known and interesting activity that is almost certainly on the horizon. You\u2019ll heal your allies with promises, and when each encounter ends, your name and appearance will change so that the next round of authentic predictions you cast will increase in persuasiveness.<\/span><\/p>\n

New Professions: Micro-professions<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

At last, we\u2019re going to prove the old adage that less is more with this big new little slate of professions that focus on the small.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gastronomy \u2013 It\u2019s like cooking, only you make miniscule portions and they\u2019re mostly foam.<\/span><\/p>\n

Microscopy \u2013 Get a closer look at the tiniest denizens of whichever world you\u2019re on, and catalogue them all until you realize that no matter where you go, they basically all look like the same little circles and squiggles.<\/span><\/p>\n

Disc Jockeying \u2013 You don\u2019t get to move for the rest of the evening. This micro-profession has you standing in one spot all night, while everyone ignores you until you brutally tease them by not dropping the beat and then when you finally do LET\u2019S GO!<\/span><\/p>\n

Personal Water Sommelier \u2013 Analyze the aqueous provisions on every mage\u2019s table for surprisingly interesting facts about total dissolved solids and alkalinity while wearing goggles that would make anyone else look bad but somehow you pull it off.<\/span><\/p>\n

Beekeeping \u2013 Only available in that one small part of Stormsong Valley, this is really more of a daily chore than anything, but you didn\u2019t learn your lesson with the backyard chickens so \u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

Miniature Painting \u2013 Learn how it feels to be an artist by putting some tiny droplets of paint onto scaled-down versions of Azeroth\u2019s greatest heroes, then stand back and enjoy! Maybe stand a little farther away than you were just now. Yes, that\u2019s better.<\/span><\/p>\n

Microbrewing \u2013 Why should Monks have all the fun at home? Convert that one room in your Garrison into a yeasty-smelling funk closet, wait a few months, and then invite your friends over and watch them struggle to find the right words to say about your creation.<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/a>Changes<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n