{"id":9552,"date":"2011-09-28T14:34:47","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T14:34:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/?p=9552"},"modified":"2011-09-28T14:35:55","modified_gmt":"2011-09-28T14:35:55","slug":"der-witz-des-tages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevinho.justnetwork.eu\/2011\/09\/28\/der-witz-des-tages\/","title":{"rendered":"Der Witz des Tages"},"content":{"rendered":"

In der Schule m\u00fcssen die Kinder sagen was die Papis von Beruf sind. Alle melden sich zu Wort: „B\u00e4cker“, „Hausmeister“, „Busfahrer“,“Beamter“.<\/p>\n

Nur der kleine Fritz z\u00f6gert ein wenig. Die Lehrerin sagt: „Fritz nun sag‘ schon, was ist Dein Vater von Beruf?“ Fritz schaut verlegen nach unten und sagt schlie\u00dflich: „Mein Vater ist Bedienung in einer Schwulenbar, bedient die ganze Nacht nur mit einer Sch\u00fcrze bekleidet und f\u00fcr 50 \u20ac bietet er auch gewisse Dienste an…“ Betretenes Schweigen.<\/p>\n

Die Stunde ist zu Ende, alle Kinder rennen raus. Die Lehrerin ruft Fritzchen nochmal zu sich und fragt: „Aber Fritzchen, ist das denn wirklich wahr mit Deinem Vater?“
\nFritzchen gesteht unter Tr\u00e4nen: „Nein, in Wirklichkeit spielt er beim HSV, aber ich hab‘ mich so gesch\u00e4mt…“<\/p>\n

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In der Schule m\u00fcssen die Kinder sagen was die Papis von Beruf sind. Alle melden sich zu Wort: „B\u00e4cker“, „Hausmeister“, „Busfahrer“,“Beamter“. Nur der kleine Fritz z\u00f6gert ein wenig. Die Lehrerin sagt: „Fritz nun sag‘ schon, was ist Dein Vater von Beruf?“ Fritz schaut verlegen nach unten und sagt schlie\u00dflich: „Mein Vater ist Bedienung in einer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nDer Witz des Tages - 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